I've effectively ended up the team's RSE (Redshirt Erotica/Random Sexual Encouter) character. The dying part of the action is still relatively low-count.
First campaign? Played an idiot bard, ended up doing it with a dragon at level 5.
Second? Ended up having sex with Cthulu, a sheogorath, and a chimpanzee all at once. The chimpanzee's the only one that thanked me afterwards, but the sheogorath actually paid. (CoC playing as a high school [male] nurse.)
Third, my redshirt got stained white with how many trolls, wolves, and kobolds I accidently attracted after putting on a Helm of Heat Res. (Res was actually not short for "Resistance," but rather for Random Erotic Situations, a fact I'd only learned after doing it with the artifact inspector in a nearby town. Did I mention the hat was cursed, so I couldn't take it off?) This is also the one where I ended up dying the first time due to it. It was extremely old at that point, too, so... yeah. Haven't played with them in a while.
Dude, do you mean a Shoggoth? Sheogorath is the god of madness in The Elder Scrolls games, and while I wouldn't put it past him to get involved in that (actually, it seems right up his alley the more I think about it), it doesn't seem likely your GM thought of it.
Just letting you guys know that I've been following along with this comic, but only picked up the confidence to actually try posting something about... oh, I don't know, ten seconds ago. Keep up the fantastic work! :D
First campaign? Played an idiot bard, ended up doing it with a dragon at level 5.
Second? Ended up having sex with Cthulu, a sheogorath, and a chimpanzee all at once. The chimpanzee's the only one that thanked me afterwards, but the sheogorath actually paid. (CoC playing as a high school [male] nurse.)
Third, my redshirt got stained white with how many trolls, wolves, and kobolds I accidently attracted after putting on a Helm of Heat Res. (Res was actually not short for "Resistance," but rather for Random Erotic Situations, a fact I'd only learned after doing it with the artifact inspector in a nearby town. Did I mention the hat was cursed, so I couldn't take it off?) This is also the one where I ended up dying the first time due to it. It was extremely old at that point, too, so... yeah. Haven't played with them in a while.